Eye joke nurse guilty. The Evening Standard (London, England) (2/16/2006)
A NURSE at Newcastle's Royal Victoria Infirmary who put a patient's glass eye in a drink as a joke was today found guilty of misconduct. Christine Mitchelson, 53, faces being struck off after 12 allegations against her were proved.

End this sick joke; District nurses' cars clamped as they treat sick.(News) The Mirror (London, England) (9/10/1996)
...Blackpool to stop the sick joke of carers being punished for...treated at home, adding: "Nurses often carry lots of equipment...looking for a meter." The nurses must also provide their own...hand out stickers for district nurses, but traffic wardens do ...

Guilty: 'Benny Hill' sex pest doctor could be struck off; 'He thought it was a joke, but the nurses certainly didn't see it that way'. Daily Mail (London) (12/6/2001)
...five charges involving kissing nurses' necks and 'popping' their...incident, he chased staff nurse Yvonne Dunn around a patient...her cleavage. He asked staff nurse Rachelle Allen to strip, while...left the hearing. One of the nurses involved in the court ...

LOGAN LAUGHS ON; Jimmy jokes with nurses before cancer treatment.(News) The Mirror (London, England) (10/27/2000)
CANCER-STRICKEN stage legend Jimmy Logan had nurses in stitches yesterday as they prepared him for life...His wife Angela described how the comedian cracked joke after joke as he went in to hospital for chemotherapy. Looking...

CANCER AGONY JIM JOKES WITH NURSES; Baxter will fight back say pals.(News) The Mirror (London, England) (2/9/2001)
Byline: JAMES TAIT BRAVE football legend Jim Baxter was yesterday sitting up in his hospital bed and cracking jokes with nurses - days after finding out he has cancer. The 60-year-old Rangers legend was told that he has a tumour in his...

Sick joke about nurses' salaries.(Features) Sunday Mirror (London, England) (4/1/2007)
Byline: STEPHEN MAGUIRE NURSES are looking for a few extra quid in...a public service equal to that of 20 nurses. Gimme a break. I watched the Late...hospital. Later that night the same nurses who are looking for a paltry pay-rise...

BATTLER HAUGHEY BACK ON THE MEND; Ex-Taoiseach jokes with nurses.(News) The Mirror (London, England) (3/20/2001)
...Dublin. But his son Sean said last night that his father was "over the worst". He said: "When we were talking to him the nurses mentioned that there was a problem with the rhythm of his heart. "He told them 'I always had good rhythm' and he started...

SICK JOKE; Hospital probe after nurse tied up and covered in goo.(News) The Mirror (London, England) (8/25/2011)
Byline: RICHARD SMITH nurses strapped a colleague to a commode and...head as a leaving prank. The brunette nurse, wearing full uniform, was tied to the...mess was then poured over her head by a nurse believed to be a ward sister. A woman...CAPTION(S): PRAnk3 The drenched ...

Naughty nurse reprieved; Her risque joke as patient suffered a fit did not justify sacking, judges rule.(News) Daily Mail (London) (2/5/2011)
...A NURSE who cracked a saucy joke as she helped to restrain a...situation'. Commenting on Nurse Bowater's previously clean...decision but ruled that the nurse 'contributed' 25 per cent...Bedfordshire Nadine Dorries, a former nurse, had ...